Problem No.4 - Constantly being asked "Do you really need all of those?"
Problem No.5 - Refraining from answering above question in great detail (They don't care.)
Problem No.6 - Refraining from showing off new pens and ink. (Again, no one cares.)
Problem No.7 - Getting weird looks when someone asks about your weekend plans and you enthusiastically respond, "Pen shopping!"
Problem No.8 - Being unwilling to go to the stationery store without having at least an hour to spend.
Problem No.9 - Tricking out notebooks and pen cases to meet very specific needs.
Problem No.10 - Missing the main point because you were distracted by the pens.